calling bs

BS stands for bullshit. Calling bullshit means you are calling out a dumb ass statement for being a fucking dumb ass statement.

I'm calling bs on that fuckery.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 7, 2018

johnson call

The female version of booty call.

Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.

by twocrazychicks November 9, 2011

call in the crane

Describing how you feel after eating too much. Wishing you did not have to move from the dinner table after stuffing your face and have a crane lift you to the couch. So full that you are breathing like a gold fish.

That 3rd plate of pasta was so good, ugh I can't move someone call in the crane for me.

by marcodovi July 7, 2016

cow call

The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.

* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"

by SpidermanSucks August 10, 2019

Calling Sally

A euphemism for female masturbation

I spent all last night calling sally because my boyfriend couldn't get it up.

by SallyandSam December 19, 2008

Loon Calling

The act of calling for the Common Loon by singing, "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver."

So we went out on the boat yesterday and did some Loon Calling.

by LoonCaller August 30, 2009

Snooty Call

A late night drunk text to a drug dealer, or friend that is notorious for having cocaine.

Ugh, I feel terrible. I made a snooty call last night and was up until 6am.

by punmaster93 November 14, 2017