cabbage disease

slang for erectile disfunction. when the stalk can't hold the head up any more.

guy1: so did you get your nurse from behind?
guy2: no...i have cabbage disease, it has fallen and can't get up.

by coreybob January 13, 2008

Cabbage Snatch Kid

A child born of a Cabbage Snatch, or more commonly referred to as a nasty, sweaty vagina...you can normally pick a Cabbage Snatch Kid out of a crowd by his Cabbage Snatch Stink which usually never washes off.

There is a wonderful video on youtube about Cabbage Snatches, called Cabbage Snatch Kids

All that woman over there is good for is producing Cabbage Snatch Kids with her Snatch Cabbage.

by TheJabberwocklklk July 15, 2009

cabbage pants

somebody who has farted the smell of cabbage into their pants and the smell then lingers for a considerable amount of time, possible staining of underwear and trousers. wet, sticky, cabbage stench guff. we are all familiar with these people and their bad gut smells

your sat down on a bench, somebody walks past and you get a stench of rotten cabbage as they do you turn to a friend and say cabbage pants (pronounced cairbidgepairnts) like a gypo basically.

by hythe home of chav May 7, 2011

cabbage patch dimples

The lower back dimples on an extremely fit young female.

John: Damn son that chick is hot.
Bob: Yeah man, it's those cabbage patch dimples

by 1440 April 12, 2009

Cabbage Snatch Kid

Noun

1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.

"I thought she was going into labor, but then she informed me she had a cabbage snatch kid."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

cabbage neck

a bald jackass that has fatty rolls on the back of their neck

"look at them freakin' cabbage necks doin' that dumbass shit over there."

by nikieday July 28, 2015

cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 6, 2017