josh's butthole

moist, salty, saucy, bleached, organic, sunbathed, smooth, hard, rubbery, wet, dry, erotic , all words to describe josh's butthole, you will never find anything more majestic on earth, or anywhere else. its like a giant horse penis, but its a butthole, and its josh's.

person 1:hey homes u seen josh's butthole lately.
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo

by maaaaaaaaaaaan June 3, 2016

Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.

Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!

by imhypershadow April 5, 2017

Gaping loose butthole

Slang for your favorite soda.

Pack your stuff and bring your choice of gaping loose butthole.

by Pooguyman February 10, 2019

national shave your butthole day

A day when everyone unites and takes a razor to their asshole.

"Yo bro you got your razor? Its national shave your butthole day!"

by Buttholeday September 16, 2021

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

G.I. system butthole clearing brawl

This is a phrase used to explain explosive diarrhea.

Last night after I got home from the bar my insides were engaged in a G.I. system butthole clearing brawl. It really took a lot out of me...literally.

by Infamous R January 22, 2011

Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 24, 2010