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buffer activity

Something couples do in between getting home and making out. Examples include board games, card games, or cuddling while watching TV.
Caelie: You wanna make out?
Steve: We just got home, we need a buffer activity. How about we watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory first?
Caelie: Ok.
by KillerSkorpion May 15, 2014
mugGet the buffer activitymug.

gobble buffer

A term referring a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
mugGet the gobble buffermug.

Buffering

Buffering is when your device (could be a laptop, PC, mobile, etc) stops working either because of lag or you ditched your house for some Doritos, same thing.
Fuck Jimmy the my phone's bloody buffering shite
by Shippable April 17, 2019
mugGet the Bufferingmug.

buffer overfail

(noun) An event of failure of such great magnitude that it exceeds the maximum negative measurement of failure (an epic failure) and loops to the maximum level of win instead.
Similar to measuring time on a round clock, being late by several hours at today's event (fail) will cause you to appear early for tomorrow's event (win) because of the buffer overrun of failure.

"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."

"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."
by paldin September 25, 2011
mugGet the buffer overfailmug.

love buffer

It means something preventing you from experiencing sexual pleasure fully, for example, a condom.
A: I don't need no love buffer.
B: Then you don't get to f*ck me.
by PointTH June 17, 2017
mugGet the love buffermug.

Head Buffer

A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.
"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023
mugGet the Head Buffermug.

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014
mugGet the birth control buffersmug.

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