bulb bride

Usually a dental assistant who marries the dentist she assists in the hope of gaining more ready and constant access to . . . no, not nitrous oxide, but said dentist's financial assets. In return, the assistant covers for and tries her best to enable the dentist's own nitrous oxide addiction. She does this by participating fully in the addiction with him. Also known as a nitrous whore.

Pure nitrous oxide addiction is very rare among health care professionals, being the rarest among the drugs abuse by this group. When addiction does develop, however, it is most commonly part of a poly-drug abuse pattern and is usually the minor component of the addiction as in the case of the "bulb bride" wannabe, who plays up her mild addiction to the NO supply while becoming even more addicted to the credit cards, banking and investment accounts of her nitrous-huffing boss. Bulb brides habitually enter the office on weekends to find their husbands dead asleep in dental operatory chairs with nitrous masks still strapped on and have been known to turn up the nitrous flow to lethal levels, though only after learning the whereabouts and acquiring safe access to their husbands' not inconsiderable financial assets.

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

Bridette

Bridette is a female the bride chooses to be in her wedding party. They will take on many tasks and and join I the stress and celebrations in the wedding planning and partying.

I cannot wait to have all my bridette's with me when I walk down the isle.

by Mrs.Allaire September 3, 2016

braided leather belt

A belt that douchey frat boys wore in the 90s and early 2000s.

There may be another word to describe this material, but only douches would know it.

I wanna do a keg stand, bro. Hold me up by my braided leather belt.

by ahlei June 8, 2016

Brenden and Riley

The best couple ever who get in fights often but at the end of the day they love each other Riley likes to play with Brendens head and his friends but Brenden trust her most of the time he is always there for her and Riley loves to protect him from people Riley and Brenden are always there for each other

those Brenden and rileys

by I don't know my name hdhdvdhdh April 9, 2017

Bride Brain

The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.

Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.

I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.

by Kelk July 9, 2017

Brenden Alex

Brenden Alex is a beautiful person who doesn’t know his worth, but is always searching for someone to appreciate and reach his full potential.

You: How’s Brenden Alex today?

Random person: He’s just being the love of my life as usual

You: Makes sense he is such an amazing guy, never lose him! He’s a keeper.

by Blackberrypearpie June 11, 2019

Breidy

Breidy is usually a person that is nice but can bring help at anytime.
They get bored very easily and are usually a closed door. Once you have actually become friends with one, they will be with you forever. They've got your back but if you ever betray them, you'll live through HELL.

Their hella petty.

But if your lucky enough to date one and the relationship is getting STEAMY, they can get really kinky.

Jeez, She's such a Breidy!
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Guy 1- She's really complicated, like cool but terrifying, sweet but mean!

Guy 2- That's a Breidy for ya!

by Just some Stranger March 28, 2019