jelly bracelets

Whoever made up this whole sex thing for them needs shootin, Serously.
I have a ton of jelly braclets an i dont go around wearin them so some dude can snap the damn things an have sex with me.
Whoever does wear them as 'sex braclets' is a whore. No doubt about it.
My dad hates me wearing them an thinks im some kinda hoe.
My school has banned them.
An it really pisses me of just bcoz some hoe turns them into sex braclets i cant wear them anymore.

'Omg I snapped ur braclet now you havta gimmie a blowjob'
'No you have to give me $1 for a new one'

by Toni July 13, 2004

braces

Square, metal pieces of junk that are glued to your teeth with wires that run through them. Prevents you from making out. Cut your mouth and sometimes cause excruciating numbness or infections. Probably worth less than jeans at Hollister. Overpriced, though your insurance company would probably cover it. Despite most of the negative definitions of braces, they rock shit. It proves how rich you are. Angelina Jolie wore braces. They are also an excellent excuse generator. Not to mention how awesome they look when the moonlight reflects off them. Total leetness~!

W: Dude check out my new braces
I: zOMG metallic blue! That's epic win man
W: I know even my idol Angelina Jolie wore them! I'm only keeping them on for 1.5 years anyway!
I: How much did they cost?
W: About $42. My leet insurance company covered the rest!
N: Yo how do you like these new jeans I got from Hollister? They were only $79, clearance sale~

by MudkipShiz July 17, 2009

jelly bracelets

This is what they mean at my school

Black- Sexual Intercourse
Red- Lap Dance
Pink- Flashing
Orange- 69
Yellow- Hug
Green- Eat out
Blue- Blow job
Purple- Kissing
Silver- Fisting
White- French Kiss
Clear- Whatever the breaker wants
Gold glitter- Full make out session
Glow in the dark- Use sex toys
Brown- Anal sex ( i put that even though we dont wear brown)

there just stupid bracelets you dont have to do that stuff if u dont want to

by nvm June 7, 2004

jelly bracelets

Jelly bracelets are just plain bracelets that you can bend and snap. And the game"snap" was made AFTER these bracelets were made.

The Game "snap" was most likely made up by some stupid boys that don't have girlfriends and can't get anything. So I rest my case.

by erin May 16, 2004

Splicing the main brace

Navel term for getting shitfaced with alcohol.

Come on Roders its about time we started splicing the main brace.

by spanglish3 April 15, 2009

Jesus bracelet

A fashionable bracelet sported by many Christians and non-Christians across America. They are just soooo fashionable that even people who don't believe in Jesus wear them.

Hey look she's wearing a Jesus bracelet.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.

by Jesus bracelet wearer March 26, 2010

Brace yoself foo'

Get ready; be prepared

Delonte: Yo Jamz, why you be all up in my grill dawg?
Jamal: Shut yo mouth muthafucka! I gotta can of whoop-ass waitin for you so yo u betta brace yoself foo'!

by Agra April 1, 2004