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saturday night bowler

A modification of the ever so popular shocker in which the performer inserts his or her index and middle fingers into the vagina and inserts their thumb into the anus.
When I told her we were going bowling this Saturday, her body quivered in the anticipation of the shocking experience she was about to have.
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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Bowers

1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:

Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.

ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 6, 2010
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GOING DOWN SOUTH OF THE BORDER

MEANING- THE ACT OF GOING DOWN AND EATING OUT HE/SHE PUSSY OR SUCKING DICK
"GOING DOWN SOUTH OF THE BORDER"
MICHAEL-i ask someone to go south of hte border on me "they laughed in my face
by DANYELLE KING October 18, 2008
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Bowser

a SUPER quiet loner type of guy. never talks, even when he's with his group of the few friends he has. makes situations awkward with only his presence & when he does say something everybody listens. also has a distinct smirk when he smiles.
This Guy: Oh, hey, Bowser.

Bowser: ...

That Guy: Don't mind him, he doesn't say much.
by br0seph April 7, 2010
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Borderline

A bar in Thousand Oaks California were 12 beautiful souls were lost

Blake Dingman

Jake Dunham

Cody Coffman
Sean Adler
Sgt.Ron Helus
Alaina Housley

Daniel Manrique

Mark Meza jr.
Justin Meek

Kristina Morisette
Telemachus Orfanos

Noel Sparks

Twelve beautiful souls that will never be forgotten 11.7.18 the 805 will never be the same

Let this serve as an reminder to always hold your love ones close and make sure they know you love them because you never know what day will be their last.
On 11.7.18 at borderline bar and grill there was a mass shooting and 12 beautiful souls were lost
by Aurora D. November 29, 2018
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Borderline Emo

Borderline Emo

One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.

Also may have suspicious looking scars.
Them: "Hey dude, the Death Cab concert is in town!"

You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."

Them: "Fuck you."
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
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Bowker

A pungent and overwhelming stench emitted form one's rear end.
Ohhh, I'm about to do a Bowker!!

Oh man, that's gross... you Bowker all the time!

I was sitting in Church this one time, and I Bowkered so badly.
by afrodaz April 28, 2010
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