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By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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Born-neck

A type of neck deformity, where you cannot see the persons neck.
Child: "Mom what is wrong with that person"
Mom: "My dear he was born like that"
Child: "Oh his got a born-neck"
by InkyPinky February 5, 2010
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mal born

a native of melbourne australia and subsequently sick as a sick thing, and wrong in thought action and feeling. Is a twisted artform in their every aspect, just like their city.
human a "you shouldn't do that"

human b "fuck off, i'm mal born"
by ShaCess June 27, 2009
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softer than the fur on a new born colt

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.
Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.
by get gettin November 18, 2015
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Don’t know your born

Having alll the nice things, nice cars, clothes, hair, holidays etc.
You don’t know your born, we never had all this when I was a kid.
by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
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borning

friend: 'Good morning my man, how's your day?'
you: 'Actually, I've had quite a borning.'
by notsomerandomchinese June 5, 2019
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