Boris the Teeth Guy

Some red version of Caillou's dad that some GoAnimate fags made that manages to piss off young children via racist slurs like nigger.

Boris the Teeth Guy: fuck you cayloo you fucking nigger kike.
MarioAndFortniteYes WomenAndSexNo: I'm telling my mom to reporrt you this is in appropreat

by RockManZero3 March 17, 2020

Stood up by Boris

When delays on public transport in London cause you to be late for work.

Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it's obviously his fault!

Andy: "It's 9:40! You were supposed to be here at 9:00"
Dan: "I made it to the tube station on time, but I got stood up by Boris!"

by Andysine December 2, 2009

Boris

A person who is prone to making ridiculously stupid mistakes that is laughable to an ordinary human.

"That Ramwell sure is a Boris"
"man, i'm so sorry for borising out at your grandfathers funeral"

by stoz June 26, 2006

boris becker

Similar to a tequila slammer or tequila suicide
1. snort the salt
2. shoot the tequila
3. serve the lemon (throw it in the air and hit it)
this imitates boris beckers serve where
his head is over the ball
then he throws the ball up
then hits the ball

I spent most of last night on the floor where i joined my lemon slices after a hard night of doing boris beckers

by A.B October 17, 2005

Borisov

A runescape player and RS video director. Nobody knows who he is and he doesn't care. But the few who know him, love him, right? Rocker2783's idol.

Person a: Who the fuck is Borisov?
Person b: Omg, i know borisov, he makes me happy in my pants.

by Mikemayes June 22, 2008

boringe

To borrow without a time limit set for repayment
also known as borrowing on the "never never"
usually only a term used between friends

"can I boringe £15 from you as my unemployment benifit hasn't arrived and I need something to keep me awake"

"sorry man I'm a bit broke but if you pay me on thursday
I can do it"

by Sodslaw January 20, 2006

boris

poop, feces, waste, turd, etc etc

I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.

by mega boris July 22, 2010