Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.

Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.

by Summer coldness May 25, 2019

Beaking

Toronto slang for staring someone down or making fun of someone

Buddy was just beaking me

by Analking6969 April 20, 2019

Braking the plane

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks sufficiently wide enough such that penal penetration occurs without skin to skin contact. This act carries no bearing on your sexual orientation.

Brice: Sam, you got pretty drunk last night
Sam: I wanted to know if I was ghey as fuck, but I ended up braking the plane.

by ATM spajshj May 8, 2020

BobKingston

being destined for greatness

Sheshhh mate you got you some bobkingston in yo veins

by Tina Mckenna July 9, 2021

Baking Brownies

When you absolutely shit your fucking pants

Joe: whats that smell?

Xavierthe4thsexy: Sorry I was baking brownies

by SubwayGod101 February 16, 2022

Boating

When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.

During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.

by Goofnut March 16, 2023

i-booking

The act of logging into facebook, on either an iPhone or iPod.

When adding the application to your iPhone, commenting on someones status, picture or wall - Facebook will auomatically tell the rest of the Facebook users that you are using an iPod device.

"Steven Gerrard added the facebook for iphone application."

- 'Dude, what time we going to the cinema?'

'I'll i-book you, man.'

- 'Wow. So her daddy bought her an iPhone. Not only does she have to SHOW me all the fucking time, but the bitch results to i-booking me ten times a friggin day!

'I hear ya, man. Talk about rubbing salt into the wound.'

by Miss C. October 9, 2009