Hard blunting is the act of having any form of sex while intaking pot simultaneously for a maximum of pleasure...and the munchies.
by CollegeExpert May 1, 2011
Get the Hard Blunting mug.Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
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same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...
sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...
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Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves
Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves
by Sandthrower January 28, 2018
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by Happyfoxgirluwu March 19, 2021
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by JayFay22 April 11, 2021
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If timed right, your colon, nasal cavity, and testicles will all empty simultaneously, leading to the perfect full body orgasm.
If timed right, your colon, nasal cavity, and testicles will all empty simultaneously, leading to the perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his girlfriend keep wasting money on sex toys and enhancement drugs, but they've never tried the good ol' Snar Blunklin. It's the best way to start a morning, trust me.
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