Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010
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The feeling you get when you know you should be studying but instead you're on facebook crying about how much your life sucks
FB Status: "UGHH I HATE MY LIFE" #midterms -feeling depressed
Comments
"Get off fb and go study!"
"I CAN'T FML I have the midterm blues!"
Comments
"Get off fb and go study!"
"I CAN'T FML I have the midterm blues!"
by that_girl90 October 22, 2013
Get the midterm blues mug.1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
by munkeylegend December 8, 2013
Get the Shitcunt blues mug.a newbie obese person who pretends to love the gym and always boasts on how thin he or she used to be and how hard it is to for them to go to the gym nowadays.
Tony just got fatter and is always complaining about how hard it is for him to go to the gym and keeps showing off his old photos of when he used to be able to lift, all while sitting at a bar drinking beer. Tony is a gym bluff, he likes to say he goes to the gym but never really does and is always at the bar.
by mistermaster652 April 14, 2014
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by Cailliop August 26, 2017
Get the Desert bluffs mug.1. Common disease among many, mostly seen in students and employees, which refers to the feeling of not wanting to exist on a Monday morning.
Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.
Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.
Max: So sleepy that i almost overdosed on coffee. Mondays suck.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.
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