blind

to be extremely drunk. A term used in Australia.

I'm blind.

by Anjio February 18, 2010

no child left behind

All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.

But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.

If you're in high school, opt the fuck out at www.militaryfreezone.org

by Ixx March 22, 2005

gender-blind

Adjective. Used to define someone who is attracted to people based on personality, likes, dislikes, and other things not related to gender.
similar to pansexual.

Maria is gender-blind, First Maria dated Cathy because she made her laugh. but she ended up with Mark because they had more in common.

by Martha A. September 19, 2008

Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito

Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?

by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010

Leave-Behind

When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again. Traditionally, the girl who just got slammed leaves her panties behind as a souveneer for the one who pleased her properly. panty,panties, boxers, bra, souveneer, wet panties, panties, her bra's on my ceiling fan now

I had to do another leave behind for Christine this time; because she kept my pajama tops last time as she cooed and said, they "smell like you" (oh yea , , ,).

Donna left her black g-string panties behind at my house, and George thought he should get them because he brought her over ! ! ! - - - ha!

A sweet Leave-Behind for the "Spoiler".

One night, I saw some dainty pink panties and a small bath towel on the sidewalk at Lake George! I think they were either a leave-behind, or a whicked gag.

by Herman45_ - (the spoiler) February 27, 2007

"the man behind the curtain"

Noun.

A phrase used to describe someone who is in the background secretly plotting and conspiring or also a hypocrite of great proportions.

Derived from the movie The Wizard of Oz

Senator Charles worked secretly at night with his other colleagues, being "the man behind the curtain" of the Senate.

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004