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Blendered

Verb- The art of consuming multiple mind altering chemicals to the sensory point that all chemical effects are blending into one another, creating erratic, and chaotic cognitive thought patterning.
I was so blendered last night, i was on Jupitanus 8 with momgoat, plastic schism-free fry doing buff minus.
by Augustus Bugguts June 14, 2022
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Blendered

BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer
person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?

*clicks link*

“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE

ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”

person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(
by wokeupinjapanrry July 30, 2022
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Blender Bonging

The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.
I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.
by Cool Beans McBain September 24, 2022
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Blenderista

Person who makes smoothie
I am a blenderista at a restaurant.
by TLLT November 3, 2022
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Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.
¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION
by yogha August 29, 2023
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Blended working

It is an expression used to describe a type of work that is mixed; specifically, It is work that involves working in the office and working from home.
While blended working, I can, finally, do something personal.
by Bioengineer June 27, 2023
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Blender

1. A common kitchen appliance, usually used to liquify or crush food
2. A popular 3d modeling program, usually used to create 3d models and render them
1.
Bob: wha... where am i...where are my... schizophrenia pills
*turns on blender*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bob then shortly died.
2.
Bob...?: I'm gonna make a 3d mod.. model!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOB
Bob...?: Im just fine... what are you on about... now let me load up blender and make a 3d model
Bob... actually probably not bob, then made a 3d model on blender... it was very abstract and weird
by the worst guy ever August 25, 2024
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