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you forgot blueberries

A phrase that originated from a viral video of two children making fruit salad.
A: You forgot blueberries.
B: I already said blueberries!
A: Now that is the bestest... it's yumma!
by blueeeee August 8, 2022
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dirty blueberry smoothie

Another variation on the blueberry smoothie. After creating the blueberry smoothie, the person who is to eat the smoothie out of the host pussy sticks his/her finger up the girl's ass and plays with her poopshoot while eating her out. When finished consuming the blueberry smoothie, the finger is pulled out of her asshole and licked clean by the consumer of the smoothie.
This should not be confused with a chocolate blueberry smoothie, in which the smoothie is made in the ass instead of pussy.
"Wow, this bitch I picked up at a bar last night was a total freak... she loved me playing with her asshole, so I decided to make a dirty blueberry smoothie. I love dessert!"
by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008
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Blueberry

A sexy person in my school who wears this amazing jacket that makes them look like a blueberry, just a yummy snack
F.B-Damn did u see blueberry today

J.H- yeah bro she is so bad I wish I could eat that blueberry
by Fortniteclips March 12, 2019
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Blueberry Bush

When an Avatar cums on his pubes and wipes it off on someone else's hammock and then moves on to do it again when he refills.
Chief Blue-I jizzed on my daughter's hammock
Daughter-Dad im standing right here
Chief Blue-sorryyy....i thought you weren't looking when i preformed my drippy blueberry bush
by creamy suprise April 28, 2010
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Crotch-bleeder

Monica is such a dirty crotch-bleeder.
by Travis7137 February 22, 2008
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italian blueberry cheesecake

when two hairy men fart out cum onto one and another's backs then let it run down their ass cracks then proceed to drink said semen
omg todd that italian blueberry cheesecake was delicious last night
by stink berry August 10, 2012
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justin bieber banana bleeder

Its when a man inserts a banana half way into a a girls vagina durring a heavy period then lick the period blood off the end of the banana.
Susan is a crazy slut, she wanted me to do a justin bieber banana bleeder last night
by tk4life420 June 12, 2014
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