christ on a bike 

Is an exclamation upon the sight of Jesus from Nasareth, known to Christians as Jesus Christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. The exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker's religious views and attitude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.

Christ on a bike! What happened to your car???

christ on a bike by Eques October 16, 2013

Tron Bike 

Another name for crop dusting, or farting while walking, deliberately using a path that crosses in front of an unsuspecting victim

Office - "Dude, I just Tron Bike'd that douche in tech support as he was stepping out of his cube"

Bar - "Man, Jeremy! What'd you do, Tron Bike us with that lap around the table before getting the next round?"

Tron Bike by TedStriker November 3, 2011

Nigga stole my bike! 

Originally a pic from the NES game Punch-Out, the picture dipected the events in between each tournament where Little Mac would jog through New York and his trainer, Doc Louis, would be leading him on a bike. One day, someone at Something Awful decided to take the picture and add the caption "Nigga stole my bike!" as a contribution to the photoshop contest of that week. This picture soon spread to YTMND, where it was placed on a web page with a sound clip of a person saying "Nigga stole my bike!" over and over again. Soon, variations were churned out almost daily, creating an Internet sensation that proved racism could still be funny...for a while.

A more popular variation involves the full animation of the scene accompanied by the music, with the infamous phrase mixed into the music.

Nigga stole my bike! by Dark Chaos September 9, 2005

Town Bike 

The girl that everyone has had sex with, the analogy is the town bike that everyone gets a ride from.

That ho's the town bike

Town Bike by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

hipster bike 

usually a fixed gear or single speed bike. sometimes build from scratch or bought complete. preferred by the young and trendy.

Peter: Ay Solo, check my hipster bike. I gave a tune up and a purple paint job.
Solo: GG!

hipster bike by PeterNguyen February 17, 2009

Polish Bike Ride 

We aren't sure, we only know that, there is no cure...

The bully gave him a polish bike ride...

Polish Bike Ride by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005

jersey bike ride 

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.

When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.

jersey bike ride by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016