beef swellington

A sudden enlargement of the groin area due to swelling.An increase in size.You know it.

Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.

by McFred March 12, 2011

Beef Steeple

A name for an erect penis exemplifying distinct vertical architecture; a woody that points to the heavens.

Tom woke in the morning only to be embarrassed by his firm beef steeple protruding out of his boxers as it cast a small shadow upon his cat.

by Bob da builder yo March 11, 2010

hellish beef

generally "extremely good"
common in UK during mid-70s when it was most often applied to rock music, in which context it would also imply "strong" or "powerful"
the opposite was helluva tame, generally but not necessarily used in a derogatory context.

Barker: "what kind of sounds do you dig, man?
Tender:
"Oh, Zeppelin, Sabbath, Heep .... any hellish beef stuff really"
Barker:
"Yeah me too, Zep are the men - I even like their helluva tame stuff on Zep 3"
Tender: "Wheyyy.... look at that guy with the hellish beef prime Plant locks over there!"
Barker: "Yeah, he looks beef but he's carrying a helluva tame Cat Stevens album under his arm"

by Llep Iorwyn July 24, 2006

beef tart

When you're sweet as pie but strong like beef

Evan said "come here beef tart!"

by Ė:;v$/an August 12, 2017

beef iguana

A scrotem that hangs to the floor, and pigs come and mung on it, while wanking to the mudford

pick up your beef iguana

by Nutcrack October 6, 2015

Beef Bugle

Blow job - when the knob is held with one hand and gingerly sucked on the tip so it looks as if it is being played instead of sucked

Goodnight love.....before you go to sleep do you fancy playing the last post on my beef bugle......you do!!!, wank durch.

by Rifleman59 May 7, 2010

chipped beef

The result of a blow job given by someone wearing braces.

When Braces Sally gave Jimmy a BJ, he got chipped beef.

by Susy Zimzel April 24, 2003