the three bears

three editors on Urban Dictionary who spend more time ripping on each other and others than editing defs.

Once upon a time, there were three bears. One was called E-ACHU, who sneezed venom on the UD website and was superior to all other bears (at least in his own mind). One was called hammered......... hymen, who listened to music no one ever heard of (some of which nevertheless was cool) and let everyone know that he was the wisest one of all. The last was claymore, who would blow up for no good reason if you touched him (just like a claymore mine) and was therefore the best of the best. One day the three bears were arguing again about which one was the finest editor on UD, when all of a sudden a great big foot came down from the sky and crushed them to the tune of Sousa's "Liberty Bell March." And the rest of us lived happily ever after. AMEN

by a random UD editor, that's all December 28, 2005

Bears

Its poop, shit, feces, crap, dookie, cosbys, browns and any other synonym for any of these words except for maybe cosbys: (Drop the cosbys off at the pool) and (take the browns to the superbowl) if you weren;t already aware of those phrases.

We're gonna make them eat our bears, then bear out our bears, then eat their bears which is made up of our bears that we made them eat.

by Badass Jack August 4, 2006

bears

n. Term for the use of fecal matter. The term has been used by such places as "South Park".

I had to drop the bears off at the superbowl.

by Wassabi June 11, 2006

bearswag

This term is referred to a fat female that has relating facial and bodily structure to the bear species.

What the hell is that sweaty thing doing to that man on the dance floor? OMG its BEARSWAG !

by Chris Sumrell February 10, 2008

bearse

1. (n) one who is older than time itself, lives in the basement of a school, and sings like a dying crow. Often forces children to line dance against their will.
2. (adj) one who has tentacles or an obscene amount of wrinkles; an intensely BEASTLY person, who is given to consuming small children whole in a rage

1. That bearse was alive before the dinosaurs
2. Don't go all bearse on me

by georhaaa June 14, 2008

Bad News Bears

to bear the knoledge of bad news, carry the informatiion of bad incodent

"Did you see where my ball went" , yes its bad news bears

by BGB September 10, 2003

Bearsden

A quaint Glasgow suburb which does in fact have several confirmed cases of the AIDs virus.

'Dear lord, I've just found out that my neighbour has been struck down with AIDs. Poor chap, I'm sure he'll have caught it from someone else in the G61 postcode, there seem to be a few cases around these parts'.

'Deary me, best avoid unprotected sex with anyone from Bearsden in that case!'

by spaz85 April 22, 2009