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Black Beaner

An offensive pejorative term for a low class Cuban or someone who is acting like one. Refers to the fact that Cubans like to eat black beans. Such Cubans may stink of ass gas. When they do, you can hear them coming before you see them since they tend to fart a great deal. They show little if any class and are often rude and obnoxious. They are very loud and like to draw attention to themselves. They frequently have very poor hygiene. They many not use deodorant and may wear ratty clothing.

Often they are really narrow-minded and highly opinionated. You can't reason with them. Some might argue justifiably that they have little intellect or are just plain dumb. They frequently are condescending towards other Latin Americans, non-whites and non-Americans neglecting the fact that they are immigrants themselves with diverse racial backgrounds. In fact, the white Cubans see themselves as better than the non-white Cubans in general. Their arrogance typically leads them to believe incorrectly that somehow they are better than anyone else.

They hate it when non-Cubans know something that they don't know because it makes them look and feel less educated and superior. Because many of them are too lazy to get a degree, they knock down people who have one thinking that they can easily step into someone's job and do it because they are Cuban.

They also hate it when someone can speak Spanish better than they can especially if they are not Cuban but from some other Spanish-speaking country. It defies their airs of superiority.
Those Black Beaners woke us up, farting in chorus the Cuban national Anthemn outside our window one morning in Miami.

Juan who is not Cuban, but has a job as an analyst which required a degree. Antonio, who is Cuban, doesn't have a degree. However, Antonio believes that if it weren't for the degree requirement, he could easily do Juan's job with some training. Antonio has the bad attitude of a Black Beaner.

Antonio later lied his way into a job claiming skills and knowledge he didn't have, using a phony degree certificate he bought. He got interview tips from Juan in what to say which landed him the job. However, soon Antonio's arrogance and ego gave way to reality as he couldn't deliver on the job. He was fired soon thereafter. What a typical Black Beaner.

A los Cuba-Lingas le gusta masturbar sus pingas, which is the same as saying that Black Beaners like to play with their weaners.
by La Da Dee November 25, 2005
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Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Beaner

A person easily distinguished by his "special" characteristics. A beaner often looks like or resenbles a mexican or person of hispanic decent. A beaner also usually has a way of putting himself in uncomfortable situations. A beaner shows no signs of emotion under pressure. Also a beaner sucks with girls. To "pull a beaner" consists of getting in a situation where you could "get some" and act like an idiot and ruin it, most likely by not talking to the girl at all and ruining any possibilities that could come out of the situation.
Oh my god! Don't be a beaner!

Get over there and talk to that girl! Don't go and pull a beaner like you did last time!
by bjismyname April 29, 2009
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Beaner

A derogatory term for a person of Hispanic/Latino origin. The term originates to a staple of Mexican cuisine. Beans.
And I'd like to leave my 1972 Gran Torino to my friend Thao Vang Lor. On the condition that you don't chop-top the roof like one of those beaners, don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly, and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars. It just looks like hell. If you can refrain from doing any of that... it's yours.
by Baron de Montesquieu September 17, 2010
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Beaner

A Mexican immigrant agricultural worker, named for picking beans.
by Stanley P. August 21, 2005
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Beanerbury

Also known as Westbury, a town in Nassau County,NY. On and east of Post Ave is loaded with illegals. They loiter and think alleys are toilets. Money wiring services abound on Post ave and Maple avenue. The school district is one of the worst on Long Island. The plaza at the corner of Post and Maple avenues is easy to mistake for a plaza in Mexico City, especially in summer.
Village of Beanerbury...Community for All Illegals
by LIisinvaded May 23, 2010
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beaner hole

The hole in which a spick has formerly inserted his filthy genitalia and may or may not have left behind many hideous and contagious rashes or festering wounds.
"Gloria is pretty fuckin sexy, I mean I would really go to town on that shit, Straight lickin cheeks and shit ya know? Too bad Jose already bull fought that bitch and gave her that nasty beaner hole."
by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015
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