cunt yourself

/kʌnt jɔ ˈsɛlf,jʊəˈsɛlf,jəˈsɛlf/

Verb-

The act of tearing your dick in half, becoming a female then having a phallus penetrate the torn Urethra.

Hey Nathen, go cunt yourself faggot.

by MostBroken April 12, 2019

mcfuck yourself

what you say when you don't want to take out the Mctrash to the Mcgarbage when you're Mcdrunk.

you can go Mcfuck yourself. nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare!

by CWildt March 02, 2020

Ibising yourself

To totally ruin oneself by using false logic and diversion when owned.

lol at Ibising yourself away from the point.

by ubafool July 30, 2008

Steve'd yourself

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.

Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."

by SubsurfaceShrek June 22, 2020

Iced Yourself

When you lose your smirnoff ice and find it again thereby completing the prerequisites to being iced.

Jason: "Guys I lost my ice and then found it under a towel."
Everyone: "You just iced yourself."

by ghostmann August 09, 2020

Heeh yourself

The phrase used when someone makes a quad bogey, breaks a golf club, does something retarded.

After the quad bogey, he was forced to heeh yourself.

by Tubs69 May 18, 2020

James yourself

Break the bed while having sex and fall then accidentally ejaculate in your own face and lips then unintentionally lick your lips.

I hope you don’t James yourself tonight when you are with your girlfriend! That’s when you break the bed while having sex and accidentally jizz in your own face then lick your lips unintentionally!

by James’s friend June 09, 2021