My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)
“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
by epicinator November 5, 2022

“What’s up with Xavier? He’s been hitting on dudes all night.”
“Yeah man I heard he has those itchy eyebrows”
“Man that sucks. He’s like gods gift to women”
“Yeah man I heard he has those itchy eyebrows”
“Man that sucks. He’s like gods gift to women”
by Chikitits July 2, 2021

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023

Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020

by Sewage moose February 3, 2018

"You know that hoe Felicia? Man I didn't wrap it up and this morning I woke up with that sticky Itchy!"
by Realone015 September 7, 2017

by Thunderkiss October 27, 2023
