Itchy scratchy

My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)

“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
Itchy scratchy is the reason we never visit your house
by epicinator November 5, 2022
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Itchy Eyebrows

Someone having itchy eyebrows means that they are gay.
What’s up with Xavier? He’s been hitting on dudes all night.”

Yeah man I heard he has those itchy eyebrows”

“Man that sucks. He’s like gods gift to women”
by Chikitits July 2, 2021
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Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023
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Itchy Brian

Another word for crackhead commonly used in the West side of USA.
Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020
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Itchy Richie

When your inner mennonite/Amish comes out.
I pulled an itchy Richie when I claimed that horse as my own.
by Sewage moose February 3, 2018
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Sticky Itchy

Any STD that results in pain and itching and sticky discharge.
"You know that hoe Felicia? Man I didn't wrap it up and this morning I woke up with that sticky Itchy!"
by Realone015 September 7, 2017
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Itchy Mitchy

When you let a juicy fart and your butthole itches after the fart dries.
Oooh, that fart sounded wet, you're going to have an Itchy Mitchy when it dries.
by Thunderkiss October 27, 2023
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