The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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lithium battery

type of battery used for low-power, high-reliability, long-life applications, such as clocks, cameras and calculators.
a lithium battery exploded
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dur-battery-um-phobia

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia
by pattatoe-fellow23 March 29, 2011
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battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.
Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?
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battery candy

Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.
Do you like battery candy?
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twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left
Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.
by ilovechingy8 May 13, 2011
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Brown Battery

When two Males are having anal sex the penis is called the "brown battery"
"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"
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