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bartesian

“Bartesians dos tequilas porfavor”
by P Zizzle my nize October 18, 2021
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Barter

The drunkest human to ever walk or crawl on this planet
-Who’s that idiot
- Oh that’s just barter
by Dancingzebra656555 November 23, 2021
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Bartard

Any person that loves benzodiazepines and opiates/opioids.
I love Xanax and Lean. I'm a bartard.
by Laura Psychedelia February 11, 2022
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360 Bartender

A bartender who's head is on a swivel and keeps your drink(s) refreshed without hesitation. Generally hard to find, especially at singles bars where the bar keep is more interested in scoring than earning a gratuity.
That dude was a 360 bartender. I never had to ask him for anything, and neither did anyone else. He was Johnny on the Spot, and even slid me a free beer after my fourth round with subsequent tips. Bravo!
by Lord Bismarck November 18, 2011
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Heathen Baptism

The act of holding the drinking horn with the tip pointing "away" from the celebrant of any Heathen/Asatru ritual causing the person to accidentally drench themselves in mead. Usually, it only happens once, but repeat occurrences of the phenomenon are not unheard of.
"Did you see Trogdor Thorsson's Heathen Baptism at Sumbel?"
"Holy shit, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn... I think he's still sputtering!"
by Foxnight February 24, 2015
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Carey Baptist College

A school with a snapchat filter, colour run and free dress days.

Children who attend this school is often called a 'Carey Kid'
Person: Hey are you a Carey kid?
Another person: No, what is a Carey kid?
Next person: A child who goes to Carey Baptist College
by fdewygubqnsj May 15, 2018
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subway baptism

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.
“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”
by applejuice25 November 30, 2019
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