banjo kazooie

When you're strumming on a banjo while your cousin hums on your genitals.

"After NASCAR even, cousin Debby gave me the ole banjo kazooie as a thanks for taking her"

by DK Kaytan April 25, 2024

Banjo

The Goodest of boys

Banjo is such a good dog

by Yuri Padorin December 13, 2021

The Rusty Banjo

Making a turbo blow-off sound, similar to that of a Scania V8, as you climax during sexual intercourse

"I gave her a The rusty banjo in the back of my wee rig"

by 110-90 July 21, 2017

eggy banjo

An eggy banjo is a sandwhich which consists of soft bread or a bun filled with sausage or bacon and a over medium fried egg. Upon biting the sandwhich, the pressure of the bread and contents will squeeze the egg causing it to burst and squirt it's yolk down the shirt of the sandwich owner. This immediately causes the individual to raise the hand with the sandwich to approximately shoulder height whilst frantically trying to wipe away the yolk with the other. The resulting stance momentarily resembles that of a strumming banjo player... Hence the phrase "Eggy Banjo"

Oh Dear, Joe appears to having an eggy banjo!

by Anotsoblandlife October 09, 2016

Banjos The Food Chain

Total soulmate material. Knows your taste, never makes you wait, completely red logo, but not a single red flag.

"Everyone on Instagram is getting married".

Hope I also find my Banjos soon.

Nashik have many outlets of banjos the food chain.

by bnashik November 23, 2021

Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals

I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 03, 2017

Banjo

Hassle, trouble. More work than equals the payoff.

« Will you be on the rail at The Rolling Stones concert on Thursday? We’re camping out the night before” “ No man, that is entirely too much banjo for me. I’m just gonna get a ticket in the nosebleed section and chillax”

“I only date older women. Women under thirty are too much banjo”

by LoulouinLA May 04, 2024