baltimore person 

A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.

“That dude is so dark he’s nearly midnight. Must be a baltimore person.”

baltimore person by theovondictionary July 18, 2023

Baltimore Ravens 

The team that is going to win the super bowl

NFL fan 1: who do you think is going to win the super bowl this year?
NFL fan 2: I think the Baltimore Ravens are going to win because of Lamar Jackson And OBJ.

NFL fan 1: I think that the BALTIMORE RAVENS are going to win as well.

Baltimore Ravens by fjhunkmxcnuyv. November 20, 2023

Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.

If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.

Baltimore Basset by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024

Baltimore Boat 

(1) A "Baltimore Boat" is an industrial ship equipped with a crane that is capable of loading & unloading full-sized cargo containers while at sea (NOT on dry land) and/or other heavy debris, such as pieces of a broken bridge or oil rig.

(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.

(1) We need a Baltimore Boat to unload the baltimore boat that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.

Baltimore Boat by AQ22 March 29, 2024

Baltimore boat wreck 

When 2 guys are bridging a lady and she calls for a switch and one guy dies not rotate to the right and the guys bang erect dicks.

This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...

Baltimore boat wreck by Binky D April 10, 2024

Baltimore Front Porch 

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

Baltimore Front Porch by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024

Baltimore Blow Dryer 

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.

Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.

Baltimore Blow Dryer by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024