Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case

Jazz “ They Took My Balls”
Me “Ofc they would”

by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020

lolz my balls

laughing your balls off

bro, thats so funny, lolz my balls!

by jokerethan September 2, 2011

Breaking my balls

A literal translation of the Italian phrase : "Rompermi le palle".

Palle can be replaced with coglioni thus becoming "Rompermi I coglioni".
It's used when someone is annoying.
Infinitive : Rompere I coglioni

Italian 1: Hei, lo sapevi che nel contesto di accoppiamento tra umani e Po-
Italian 2: OH MIO DIO. Mi stai rompendo I coglioni.
English :
Italian 1: Hey, did you know that in terms of human and Pokemon bree-
Italian 2: OH MY GOD. You are breaking my balls.

by Chidubemm0 November 7, 2023

blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

tugging on my balls

tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops

Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!

by whorehouseballstug November 17, 2023

My balls

Small

My balls are small

by Balls Obama May 3, 2023