When one wraps a zeppelin around their tits and said tits inflate to the size of watermelons. Then, their partner inserts an National Airship Association regulation air pump into their anal cavity and blows so much air into it that the clitoral region of said individual experiences such great levels of engorgement that it resembles a miniature zeppelin. Then their partner punches the inflated clitoris, releasing the built up air, while their partner screams "OH, THE HUMANITY!"
"Holy shit! Carol gave me such an intense balloon show I could have sworn that I was levitated several centimeters!"
by Fisto Roboto January 12, 2014
(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.
I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.
by fittNasty April 14, 2009
when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one's face.
by mr. amazing April 28, 2006
when laying on your back and someone licks your ass and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral sex on yourself at the same time.
last night this chick licked my ass and made me suck my own dick at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the shit .
by kaper March 01, 2009
by ShenaniiganZ November 14, 2011
by MaxRetarted March 27, 2004
when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.
Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon
Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon
Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon
by TheDyNASTYass December 17, 2011