Balloon Ride

To have sex while wearing a condom.

I picked this broad up at a bar, took her home and gave her a Balloon Ride..

by Big D94 February 16, 2009

cartoon balloon

A cartoon balloon is a wildly expanding erection that occurs while watching cartoons featuring hot chicks.

Just watched Tangled, and the princess aired up my cartoon balloon!

Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!

Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!

Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection

Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead

by Christopher Sneaking Bear July 11, 2011

muddy water balloon

when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face

I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it

by your mom's other nukka November 2, 2009

balloon dance

A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity

We watched the balloon dancer for a while, and eventually discovered she was not a natural blond.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

Balloons

A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.

Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?

by Jorrald K. Meview June 30, 2006

water balloons

overly jigily breasts

Those water balloons are going crazy

by milk man November 9, 2003

99 red balloons

only the best song ever

originally performed by nen
-rerecorded by goldfinger

i like rocking out to 99 red balloons

by Tizzle May 13, 2005