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The Bald Guy

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).
"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"
by Jamalt Liquor September 4, 2011
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bald tightie

A tight virgin vagina just waiting to be sliced .... aka jail bait
Shit, I loves those bald tighties yo.
by Noel Middleton March 28, 2003
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bald-headed

When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".
You acting mighty bald-headed right now.
by Pean Army August 15, 2019
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bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.
Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.
by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012
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bald shine

ths shine of a bald persons head
After Bob got his head shaved, he definately had some bald shine.
by a person who likes 2 LOL March 28, 2009
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Bald Eagle

Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.
Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".
by Lexi C. O'Grapher June 22, 2020
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Struggle Bald

"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.

Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
by HoesBigMad June 6, 2023
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