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bald squad

We're a pack of bald squads
by Abi and Ellie August 14, 2017
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bald tightie

A tight virgin vagina just waiting to be sliced .... aka jail bait
Shit, I loves those bald tighties yo.
by Noel Middleton March 28, 2003
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The Bald Guy

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).
"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"
by Jamalt Liquor September 4, 2011
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bald-headed

When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".
You acting mighty bald-headed right now.
by Pean Army August 15, 2019
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bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.
Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.
by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012
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Bald Eagle

Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.
Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".
by Lexi C. O'Grapher June 22, 2020
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Bald Eagle

(noun): the act of giving and receiving from the erect male genitalia. Its roots go back to June 28 BC where two cave people discovered that the head of an erect penis resembled the head of a majestic American Bald Eagle.
Brb about to go get some bald eagle.

I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.

My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
by Terminator69 July 9, 2015
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