by Abi and Ellie August 14, 2017

by Noel Middleton March 28, 2003

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).
by Jamalt Liquor September 4, 2011

When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".
by Pean Army August 15, 2019

Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.
Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.
Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.
by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012

Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.
Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".
by Lexi C. O'Grapher June 22, 2020

(noun): the act of giving and receiving from the erect male genitalia. Its roots go back to June 28 BC where two cave people discovered that the head of an erect penis resembled the head of a majestic American Bald Eagle.
Brb about to go get some bald eagle.
I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.
My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.
My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
by Terminator69 July 9, 2015
