Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.
Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!
Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!
Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!
by Herr Magie July 03, 2022
by Noel Middleton March 29, 2003
A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).
by Jamalt Liquor September 02, 2011
When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".
by Pean Army August 15, 2019
Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.
Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.
Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.
by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012
by a person who likes 2 LOL March 12, 2009
"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.
Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
by HoesBigMad June 06, 2023