bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015

The Bald Guy

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).

"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"

by Jamalt Liquor September 4, 2011

bald tightie

A tight virgin vagina just waiting to be sliced .... aka jail bait

Shit, I loves those bald tighties yo.

by Noel Middleton March 28, 2003

bald-headed

When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".

You acting mighty bald-headed right now.

by Pean Army August 15, 2019

bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.

Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.

by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012

Bald Eagle

Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.

Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".

by Lexi C. O'Grapher June 22, 2020

bald shine

ths shine of a bald persons head

After Bob got his head shaved, he definately had some bald shine.

by a person who likes 2 LOL March 28, 2009