Average

srb2 guy who is hated by luigi budd (despite luigi budd formerly being named Average's good boy~)
Average is also so weak he can't kill a teddy bear
part of the bfdi love triangle

Average us named kitten :iwantsummadat:

by Octosquid August 12, 2024

Law of averages

A water ingression problem

Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit

by anonymous January 14, 2021

Average titty committee

A committee full of girls who aren’t big boobie Betty but they also not flat Francesca JADA!

Girl 1- I’m apart of the average titty committee!

Girl 2- What’s that?
Girl 1- Look it up

by Anna Lluve November 12, 2019

Average Nebraskan

When you're driving on the highway while getting finger banged by your passenger.

I was driving 75mph on the highway and noticed the car in the left lane driving erratically. I looked over and noticed a woman getting an average nebraskan so I quickly passed them to avoid an accident.

by Nugzy November 21, 2022

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

Average Joe

This term is used for people who really don't have anything going in their life, or look the part of an uncharacteristically ordinary person.

"He's just an average Joe. All he does is go to work, eat and sleep."

by Dr. Rizzmeister June 7, 2023

Average

(Adj.) A 5’9 guy who is decent looking, moderately athletic and is only funny by quoting movies and being loud.

The average guy’s tinder profile said that he was 5’10, that he almost played basketball in college if it weren’t for the tendinitis in his knee and all his quotes are from Anchorman 2.

by Average Rob October 24, 2019