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Australia Post

Australia Post is an Australian company that was founded on the 25th of April 1809.
Australia Post has made it their mission to ensure a nationwide cuckening of Australian Deliveries.
These days, Australia Post specialise in such things as slow deliveries, lost parcels as well as claiming every resident is not home when they do deliveries.
I ordered something from Sydney and it took 3 weeks to arrive, I guess I shouldn't have picked Australia Post.
I thought that Australia Post would be a great delivery service until they lost my packages.
I was standing right next to my letter box when Australia Post drove passed and threw my parcel out the window.
by Multarix January 15, 2019
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Austranaut

Airline pilot of Australian origin that actually knows it all, and is happy to remind you on your lack of knowledge, or his level of expertise .
Often found in preflight briefing rooms whilst the rest of the crew have already departed.

Many have graduated magna cum lauda from the Uppercumbucca Flight Acadamy.
I had a great sim session with an Austranaut, he kept correcting the instructors mistakes, no pressure on me.

The captain was in touch with his inner Austranaut , everyone fell asleep during briefing.
by Dickie777 May 23, 2019
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Austin Powersed It

When you manage to lodge your vehicle sideways in a tight space, and it'll take a million point turn to free it.
"Mate, you've proper Austin Powersed It there. You're never getting that out"
by Legit not a troll July 28, 2019
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Australian Breakfast

An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.
Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast
by manbexarp1g August 28, 2019
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Austeot

Dude lets grab some austeots.
by Natural Oneder October 8, 2019
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Austin Sucks

austin just sucks. He touches me in class
by Your Damn Mother October 28, 2019
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Austin jones

One who can’t resist the sucking of dicks
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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