crack wise

To be sarcastic and/or engage in witty banter, for the purpose of creating a humorous moment --- in particular with mates or friends;

"What's the matter? You got nothing to crack wise about?" (Miller's Crossing)

by onemodbird December 11, 2013

internet crack

Addictive, time consuming web sites that have little or no benefit for abusers except to make them feel good.

MySpace, TagWorld and porn sites are examples of internet crack.

by the migster January 27, 2006

get cracking

the term get cracking means to get to work on something.

"Geez Frank this boss wants this project completed by noon tomorrow. We better get cracking."

by John Eades July 12, 2006

crack pairing

A romantic pairing (whether it be from a video game, movie, book, etc) that is completely implausible and/or bizarre, but people support it anyway, for laughs or otherwise.

Barret x Red XIII is a crack pairing.

by Espiria September 2, 2008

hippie crack

DiNitrogen Monoxide. N20. nitrous, laughing gas,

Man, two baloons of that hippie crack and all i want is more!

by Subeej March 31, 2003

crack a smile

Being happy and feeling alive. Get better and move on. Get going. Its OK.

You have to look on the bright side and crack a smile.

Get over it and crack a smile.

Crack a smile and move on.

by Equal crack September 5, 2015

Cracked crackers

I had to go open my big beak!

Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!

by Delete this account now June 4, 2023