asscakey

(adj.) Completely lacking in intelligence. Very hyper and flamboyant. Likes to sing headlines such as "Why isn't anybody watching gay T.V. anymore!" Also makes odd noises when referring to Sherriff Starr's bootay.

Also Olga the ORGASMIC BAVARIAN BIMBO!!!!!!!

pronounced ass-cay-cay!

Damn, Ellie was so asscakey at play practice last night.

by Sexy BEEEYOTCH April 24, 2007

asschonger

someone who likes to chong ass eg homo oral sex via the butt-hole

guy 1: dude that guy just looked at me in the showers
guy 2: dont make eye contact he's probably an asschonger

by Ian cott-to the -am November 3, 2010

asscheif

a girl with some ass, often refered to as 'queen' or 'pretty mama' according to her sugardaddy's. he only stays for the ass and she knows it too.

"dang, you see that girl over there? yeah, she's the asscheif"

by amndafooo666 September 25, 2015

Asscheck

When a guy purposely bumps into you just to touch your ass.

"Gosh, Why does every guy have to Asscheck me."
"This guy just Asschecked me and his friends laughed."

by LilRedTruck456 October 5, 2016

Asschitecture

Butt cheeks shaped building design.

Check that asschitecture out!

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

Asscheese

When someone’s cheeks got some spice in them

“YOOOO You be mad thi—- hold up, is that fucking asscheese?”
“Duh don’t you wanna go to flavor town”

by Crescentmoon56 March 7, 2020

Asschmech

Similar to Ballschmech, Asschmech is the build up of a slimy like substance made up of ass sweat, toilet paper, feces, and anal leakage, cultivated after only a week without showering.

JoBryan: man, what's up with your ass? It's so slimy!
Jumpy Jim: huh? Oh, that's my asschmech. I really need a shower!

by The reclaimer April 12, 2020