Art Hostage

An English, Jewish, Protestant, Republican former criminal and current crime podcaster and liar based in Brighton Beach. Is well known by the monikers "Turbo" and "Old Three Tooth". Has a huge love for jellied eels and ritualistic crumb muching.

Good god that fella Art Hostage is quite the tout!

by Merseyside Paradise June 27, 2023

The Art of Masking

When properly handling or wearing a face mask is far from obvious, because a disturbing number of mask wearers are quasi-clueless how to properly protect themselves against the coronaviruses and their variants.

Like common sense that isn’t common after all, the general population needs to be continually exposed to the art of masking through health awareness campaigns to avoid preventable corona infections or deaths.

by MathPlus November 1, 2021

art tart

Educated idiot

That dude is such an art tart

by Lidiaf-ingreal April 16, 2015

art herpes

Glitter. Once you use it, it's on you, your clothes, and your belongings forever.

"God damn it, it's been months since I used any glitter and there's still art herpes everywhere!"

by technosauruspunk September 5, 2017

chill art

A work of modern or abstract art that evokes a sense of nostalgia, reverie, or serenity.

Artchway's chill art collections may inspire feelings of calm, reflection, memory, or fantasy.

by ΔRTCHWΔY January 6, 2023

dog art

A nice looking pile of dog shit.

Watch out! Don't step in the dog art!

by sammy jarvis August 3, 2007

art dump

On the internet, if someone post a bunch of images of various artworks they made, in the same post, it’s called an art dump. The artworks may or may not be created at varying times due to not being posted before.

Artist on social media: Hi everyone! Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, here’s an art dump of all of the paintings I made while I was gone.”

by TheUserOfNames November 29, 2022