wrestle the gnome

TO masturbate. Turning Japanese.

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Snow Gnome

what you make in the south, when it snows.

Dude, we wanted to make a snowman but we only had enough snow to make a Snow Gnome.

by yodalice March 1, 2009

Sherlock Gnomes

A detective that is always on the case. He will always find a way.

Sherlock Gnomes is on the case

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018

slevering gnome

A person at work who goes around telling unbelievable lies and stories they have heard from others and pass other peoples ideas off as their own.

I'm sick of that wee slevering gnome stealing my ideas!

by wonderdood October 20, 2011

Lawn Gnoming

A game played with a group of people, after dark. All of the people in the group go to a random house and ring the doorbell of the house. After ringing the door bell everyone poses and holds still on the lawn infront of the house, as if they were lawn gnomes. The first person to move / run loses.

Dude the other night we were lawn gnoming and a guy chased me with a shovel for a mile!

by LCSBSSRHXXX November 14, 2007

Waxie Gnome

The act of making up an alias for a Rapist

Jaime: Hmmmm what would be a good name for a rapist Waxie GnomE!
Blake: Dude, .... you sick-o

by WaxiE Gnome September 23, 2009

Blood Gnome

An engorged penis. So named because the head appears to a hat, not unlike a gnome's cap.

I was sporting a full blood gnome, when my parents walked in

by Marcos Capsian June 5, 2010