Allen Hamadock is effing AWESOME.
by gimmie dat twinkie son August 21, 2010
Get the Allen Hamadockmug. usually has blue eyes and freckles. she’s the prettiest girl you will ever meet. she is always the funny one in the friend group. she has a deep voice , and cares about everyone, and usually has a best friend with names that start with D,I,T,K,C
by Tittys are litty😈 July 16, 2019
Get the carlee allenmug. by Fat but July 18, 2018
Get the Layne Allenmug. by Duck wontons September 25, 2020
Get the Colby Allenmug. Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !
Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!
Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!
Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
by boobcak December 4, 2018
Get the Maxime Allenmug. She is your baby girl and will always be there for you she always talk ab how good she is in bed but has yet to prove it but I would fuck the shit out of her 24-7 no cap
by Yeppersitsjake June 19, 2020
Get the alanna allenmug. 7-11, the "convenient" store!
once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl
"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl
"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2023
Get the sam and allenmug.