A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.
Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"
by Power Snarf April 12, 2010
by DoTtEdT June 22, 2008
When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"
by Joe Joe Ives December 13, 2011
To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.
by gaddo847 March 26, 2009
by Albama man April 12, 2020
The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
by CognitiveFuel September 02, 2023
When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.
The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.
Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?
You: Dude, I don't even remember.
Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?
You: Dude, I don't even remember.
by not-another-bug-hunt December 11, 2015