Hamza Ahmed

A fat boi who has a fresh grade 3 on the side 0 on the top trim with fake costume jewellery chain. Happily married to dave.

I can't believe kareem turned out like that, he's such a Hamza Ahmed.

by Randomkid841 May 3, 2018

AHEM

Lewis' comments whilst waiting for the Muse gig on November 27th 2003

"I'm hitting the note" AHEM

"Yes, feel free to blow me up with a bomb" AHEM

by Dr Dock December 2, 2003

Ahmed

Ahmed is a person with a very small penis :).

me:Hahaahahah you're an ahmed.
Someone: but i haven't a small penis

by Emilijan January 2, 2017

Dirty Ahmed

When you ejaculate on another man's face while their gf watches while doing the dishes. Then you proceed to do the same to her while the guy continues eating your ass until you shit your guts everywhere.

Bro remember that time when we did a Dirty Ahmed at that party last year

by Chamse in the air September 12, 2021

Ahmed Musa

Nigerian football player who used to play for Leicester City. Most people hate to concede against him, particularly in FIFA 17, because of his overpowered pace.

FIFA Player: Oh for fuck sake I conceded! Why the fuck is Ahmed Musa so quick!?

by KianNL February 3, 2018

Ahmed OBEID

An ahmed OBEID is different from others. Basically no dick, huge ass, and is very short. But has fake supreme and is rich.

Hahah what an ahmed OBEID

by Poopoopapa May 23, 2018

Ahmed

When the girl you like gets stolen by a filipino nonce

Arjun: *His Girl's getting stolen*
Kabir: *You are getting Ahmed*

by GanduChot October 9, 2021