biscuity arsed

(Scots) Flaky. Crumbly, not in a good way...Resembling a crushed biscuit. Can be used to describe physical appearance or state of mind (see below)

I've just had my roots done, the dafty used too much peroxide and my head is all biscuity arsed.

Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.

No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!

by K.Bab December 26, 2016

completely assed

litteral meaning - someone who assed is
crazy meaning - includes the dlc

haha look at this its completely assed asså

by samthemanking April 5, 2017

Red Arsed Baboon

Nasty manipulative pedo
Has close informative relationship with the "filth"

Raynee Pinky

Red Arsed Baboons should never ever be trusted under any circumstances & should not be allowed near children

by Aunty whai February 4, 2019

Social abseiling

The opposite of social climbing, when a person of privilege "let's themself go" to attain gravitas and attention.
(Reverse aspiration)

Pete Doherty maintains notorioty by continuing his trademark social abseiling .

by Oskar Prince June 16, 2019

Christian Abed Khalifa

Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle

Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell

Currently less than a year old.

"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"

"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."

by Biggo Grayo September 12, 2019

half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.

"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.

by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019

shrimp assed

When you take anal from a shrimp dick

“I got shrimp assed by Cedric last night” said Caleb.

by atootyta May 14, 2021