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fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.
after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.
by tron j watts January 11, 2009
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food baby abortion

People who have long-term food babies (people who are fat) have liposuction to remove some of this fat. In this instance, liposuction is the abortion of a food baby.
She said she spent the summer taking care of her sick grandmother and she lost weight because she had nothing better to do than work out, but she told me secretly that she really had a food baby abortion.
by IHeartFood October 19, 2010
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Your Mum's abortion was a fail.

Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.
"That was a fail."
"Your mum's abortion was a fail."

(Can be replaced with "Your dads condom..")
by atlweightlesslover March 10, 2011
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dung beetle abortion

A style of low-rent abortion performed world-wide. A large dung beetle or similar insect is released into a woman's vagina to locate and eat the fetus. Often results in disease and/or internal damage.
Mozambique has many back-alley abortionists skilled in dung beetle abortion.

Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.
by jkey December 6, 2007
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Southside Abortion

when a pregnant woman is on crack and goes crazy and tries to fight the police. being attacked the officers beat her down killing the fetus inside her uterus.
shamaya got high and tried to beat up a cop. The cop then pulled out his night stick and beat the woman down killing her baby. oh you mean a southside abortion?
by tom kittytinkle September 26, 2010
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Memory Abortion

When you see something you wish you had not seen.
I clicked the link and it was too late. Her giant hippo genitals scarred my eyes, and now I want a memory abortion.
by bloodchills March 9, 2011
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Palm Abortion

"Man, fuck this shit I'm about to go drink some rum and perform a palm abortion!"

"Who needs a girlfriend when you can perform a palm abortion whenever you want?"
by ab421 September 10, 2011
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