Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

Miguel.

A sneaky little thieving goblin boy who is like 4 feet tall and runs around stealing water bottles and phones while molesting all his friends.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Yeah, so I was just about to say that- HEY! MIGUEL.! FUCK AWAY FROM MY WATER BOTTLE!!"

by AtlasMcDevit November 24, 2022

Miguel

A firefighter that doesn’t fight fires, also wears his pajamas to work.

That Miguel sure is a Pajama Mike.

by Pajama Mike July 25, 2023

miguels life

is something that sucks.

miguels life sucks

by Kermit The Frog1002 November 12, 2019

Miguel

Miguel is 5’3 and

gets all the bitches and fuckes them like no other and he has a 6 incher

Miguel gets hella pussy

by anonymous February 10, 2022

Miguel Pieselwalter

The man who mews every second of his life.

Miguel Pieselwalter: Sits next to Femboy

by Duck Biene Maya (Ropemaxxer) December 12, 2023

Miguel

Buzz

Miguel is buzz

by anonymous November 23, 2021