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cock gobbler

A tremendous jack ass, one who routinely engages in jerk offish behavior or antics despite their knowing the jerk offish nature of said behavior or antics.

One who repeatedly offends the sensibilities of decency and non-assholery.
Nah Brocephus, it's just because he's a cock gobbler.
by Reeces monkey December 16, 2010
mugGet the cock gobblermug.

knob gobbler

Wow, you're such a knob gobbler
That girl gobbles knobs like there's no tomorrow.
by charrc July 30, 2008
mugGet the knob gobblermug.

Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.
I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021
mugGet the Gobbler's Knobmug.

root gobbler

a flaming homo, one who gobbles the knob, one who enjoys giving other fudge packin' ass jockeys head, one who also usually enjoys tossin' salads
i stopped to take a leak at the rest stop at the georgia/alabama state line and accidentally walked in a couple of root gobblers suckin' each other off in the bathroom. a guy in a rebel flag shirt walked in after me and beat the living shit out both of them
by echoman February 27, 2004
mugGet the root gobblermug.

nob-gobbler

1) a female who loves to suck dick

2) a gay man

3) a liberal Democrat
1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.

2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.

3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.
by Assex 776 May 27, 2008
mugGet the nob-gobblermug.

Knob Gobbler

A female who does not only suck your cock but gobbles it.
jim: bro that bitch was straight gobblin my dick last night.
tim: what a knob gobbler.
by KAV-MAN May 19, 2014
mugGet the Knob Gobblermug.

nobb gobbler

A female midget that sucks cock very enthusiastically for her own pleasure.
My wife surprised me last night with a very talented nobb gobbler for my birthday. Made my toes curl, was just the right height to hold my beer, and left a very considerable but appropriate amount of slobber dripping from my balls.
by Pro-Gobbler March 19, 2017
mugGet the nobb gobblermug.

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