People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017
Get the Darrenmug. A loving guy with a great name. Always on the hunt for some hot lovin'. Most likely gay in sexual preference.
by Ndiqnsrvwjqkd May 15, 2022
Get the Darrenmug. Darren is duscusting
by Darren Winter February 11, 2019
Get the Darrenmug. by Aniggawhostrynasleep January 31, 2019
Get the Darrenmug. A curly haired freak who doesn’t know what he wants. A BOY who can’t get their life together. a TERRIBLE DRIVER who can’t make his mind, and is childish.
Darren is a buzzkill !
by tehesorrytodisappoint June 15, 2020
Get the Darrenmug. A super funny and amazing friend, who will always go over and beyond for those around him. He loves to work out and he could eat meat every day if he could. Great fashion, funny with his little quirks, and always gives more than he expects in return. Would sacrifice his sleep for you. Thrive off deep conversations.
by Matchalatte123 November 23, 2021
Get the Darrenmug. by nies October 28, 2018
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