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callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams
Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd
by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018
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Angel and Callum

The best couple you’ll ever find alive. If You see one, let them be. They’ll always be a perfect match so never try come between them.
Jeff: yo you seen Angel and Callum?
Jane: yeah, they’re a perfect couple
by Stepsisterisstuckagain December 6, 2020
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Callum Bonwick

This particular tip of the ice berg puberty boy has too many pimple to count . He gets an erection everytime someonetalks about james charles .

He saved the James Charles nude photo leak Callum Bonwick
Callum Bonwick is going through puberty
by DAVIDJONAH September 9, 2019
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Callum pond

Callum pond is a fat cunt who is in NkC
by crazyDyde7272 January 12, 2023
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Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.
Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*
by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019
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Callum Thomas

A slighty over weight teenager who has a strong fetish for sheep and having is nipples squeezed. During intercoure he sometimes says his mothers name rather than the sheeps.
That Kid over there is a real Callum Thomas
by Tsutto July 10, 2020
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Callum Haughey

Famous and rich tiktok creator who somehow didn't know miranda sings existed although they share the same iconic red lipstick.
He is the arch nemesis of iconicmoments and constantly shouts memorable quotes like
"Ya what hunt? I'm Chan'elle!"
They have an incredible boyfriend called Dylan, who appears on the social media every so often in vlogs of their dates and in his lives.
Callum has an art GCSE which is used to sell paintings for 7 figures every week.
"Did you heat about Callum Haughey?"

"Yes, apparently he doesn't know many famous people or musicals!"
by Becky Slay Queen January 30, 2023
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