Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023

Reed

A white dude that skated and a has a juicy penis

Reed is a big dicked white man

by Johnsfatpenis69 November 22, 2021

Justin Reed Leyva

A funny person, throws trash cans, likes ass, drives a civic probably, and likes melodic rap.

Yo dude! Justin Reed Leyva is slumped again!

by trap4life December 3, 2021

reed

that inoing kid every one knows he thaks he knows every littil thang but we all know he dosent he thanks hes sooo cool but he not!! to bub hem you can just cal hem reeda

is that reed im going to call hem reeda

by drrtrrrrrr February 6, 2020

Cade Reed

Brayden's bitch

My boi Cade Reed is Brayden's bitch in every and all games. And real life too

by BlueBomber250 March 10, 2020

Cade Reed

Brayden's Bitch

Cade Reed is Brayden's Bitch in any and all games as well as life itself

by BlueBomber250 March 10, 2020

Reed

Reed is a very handsome and sexy male.
He had amazing fashion sense and is honest to his friends

Girl: he’s such a Reed
Girlfriend: I know he’s my stepbro

by Tyrobshdhg69 March 17, 2020