Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.

“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Reed

A extremely creepy perv who likes to have sex with girls bags who’s names start with A... don’t date a Reid or hill dry hump your bag😊😊😊

Reed was dry humping aubreys bag

by Name shame December 11, 2019

zach reed

A Gay Teen Whom constantly remind you that their striaght but you know the truth.

Martha is just Another "Zach Reed'" we all know she wants to get with Abby.

by Gary the Berry B Johnson January 26, 2017

SicKly Reed

The Legendary SicKly Reed was known as SicKly Hellgone Ghostwell but he finally stepped up and joined the Psykos as the CEO! He has run people off Facebook for many years and other social media platforms but his biggest fanboy aka Corrupt Cane aka Johnny has come back to beg for forgiveness two different times and he finally Ran away and blocked his God SicKly Reed

SicKly Reed

by SicKly Hellgone Ghostwell December 3, 2024

reed

this is a bad name.

person one: oh i don’t like his name
person two: yea reed is a bad name

by reedkimball February 11, 2021

Abigail reed

A hot mf that loves ice cream

“Did u know abigail reed is actually abby’s name”
“Yeah i know you dumb fuck. Didn’t you read the intro of stall?”

by onedirection.xoxo April 29, 2021

Dexter Reed

Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.

LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*

by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021