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Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.
I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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kardashian curse

curse as known to be ignorant, selfish driven by money
person 1:Kanye has the kardashian curse
person 2: nah dip! he voted for trump
by Humblis Kumaresh January 17, 2017
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kinky kardashians

the four best of friends. 1 the one who cats for every boy in the year above. 2 the one who smokes too much pot then wonders why she’s broke. 3 the one who’s a quirky lesbian. 4 the one who gives out life advice but doesn’t stick to it herself
oh have you heard about the kinky kardashians? i wish we were as cool as them!!!
by bigw1lly101 May 2, 2020
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Cookie Cutter Kardashian

When a girl or guy idolize the Kardashian’s so much that the end up looking like a cookie cutter version of them. There are millions of them out there. With fake lips, Butts and boobs. There make up is way over done, nothing about them is original or natural.
That girl is a cookie cutter kardashian, she’s copied everything they do. She looks like a clone aka cookie cutter version of the Kardashian’s.
by Cheekychic😝 December 16, 2018
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Kardashian-kissed

Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.
"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."

"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "

"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."
by otterpop206 December 14, 2013
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kardashian workout

Going to the gym, sitting on a piece of exercise equipment and engaging with your cell phone.
I went to the gym today and couldn't tear myself away from Facebook. It was, a Kardashian workout.
by theecomicguy July 7, 2017
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Kardashian-figured

To have a body figure that looks like a wisdom tooth from the waist dow
That person is kardashian-figured!
by @sowhatisaidit October 14, 2018
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