zoomeet

To meet over zoom. Visual presence essential. In 0 AC (After Corona), Zoomeeting is the substitute for the social connection we crave, preserving sanity of civilization.

There were no parties, there were no meetings, there were no socials. There were only zoomeets. We don’t meet other humans anymore - we are content with zoomeets.

by Adanny100 April 23, 2020

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Zoom

The place where the class of 2020 was hosted

Person 1: it’s great that schools are closed
Person 2: but I have to take zoom classes
Person 1: damn

by Enderstorm10 April 27, 2020

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Zoomicide

When you're just so done so you invite all the homies to a Zoom call and kill yourself. The most honorable way to go out, while respecting the 2020 quarantine. AKA the ZOOMICIDE

Me and the boys kept placing top 5 in warzone, with no dubs. I was so fed up so I pulled a Zoomicide.

by DV420Swagger May 6, 2020

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1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.

1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!

by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020

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