Zombie Ass

A dirty, stank asshole that smells like a dead carcass.

I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.

I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.

by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020

dirty zombie

When a guy busts a nut on his bitches face and it gets in her eyes, then she jumps up with with her eyes closed and her arms up moaning like a zombie looking for the bathroom

Mark:Look at Seven's bitch walking around like a dirty zombie.
Lisa: damn I wish I was her!!

by Elizammm January 20, 2020

Media-Zombie

A person who is influenced by the media's bias on any given topic. These people are very naïve and accept the information thrown at them without feeling the need to do their own fact-checking and research to formulate their own opinion. A non-freethinker.

These people are like Zombies in many ways. The first is as mentioned before - a non-freethinker. The second is that they go after others and spread the misinformation they received from the media in groups. They prey on others and spread this vile disease.

The media-zombies are out ransacking businesses due to the fear-mongering on CNN.

by Warden McGee December 24, 2015

Snot Zombie

A person who, caught unaware and unprepared, has sneezed, coughed, or otherwise covered themselves in mucus, and is walking towards someone or something that can help them.

As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.

"Joe must have a cold. He ran out of the meeting as a snot zombie."

"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"

by SmarmFarmicus August 8, 2012

zombie siren

Type of snoring that is loud enough to wake the dead. Also referred to as a zombie siren as this type of noise attracts zombies and the undead alike extremely fast.

So, the roommate is pretending to be a zombie siren in his sleep, I went to get my headphones but left my phone to play music on, sigh.

by labmixz December 10, 2012

Mall Zombies

People who shamble aimlessly around malls and basically just get in your way.

"You keen to go to the mall?"
"Nah, can't be bothered with all the mall zombies."

by filth22 April 29, 2010

gps zombie

A person who relies on their GPS and turn-by-turn navigation to the extent that they are completely unaware of their surroundings and wouldn't even be able to find their way home without the voice of TomTom to guide them.

"Jim's a total GPS zombie. His phone died and he couldn't even find his way out of my neighborhood."

by akpul November 2, 2013